Yes And No.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
why did the have to kill john kriton all he was trying to do was save earth !
Because He Upset Samuel L. Jackson.
your so funny :) why dont you have a boyfriend??
Because My Pimp Said It Would Be A Breech Of Contract.
Monday, May 24, 2010
if i had a horse id give it to you
I Dont Like Horses :[ But I'd Take It... And Slap It's Booty <3 Then Name It Booty Horse :D
remember when you broke my penis ?
Yes :) You Were Crying And i Fed You Water Until The Swelling Went Down. Then We Watched TV ahaha
b= awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhh ( thats that weird noise sound thing in the beginning )
I ALMOST DIED READING THIS AAHahahahahah!!!!! <3 Thats exactly what it sounds like <3
can i be your pet monster and you can keep me on a leash and un let me kill your enemies
You Already Are, And You Already Do.
if i was to live at your house but to be like a monster that killed all the pets in your neighborhood and ate them would you keep me as a pet ?
YES! YOU'D BE THE BEST PET OF THEM ALL!!!! <3 but you cant kill baby richie. :[
why the hell is my brother watching an show about quitting smoking and cracking up laughing like if its a funny movie
ahahaha cause he's laughing at the weak people who quit <3
in one underoath song it says "and i dreamt of you " do you dream of me ?
Nigga I didnt Write That Song ahaha
"grape on the vine grape on the vine we've been only a loooong time "
Grape On The Vine, Why Not Be Crushed To Make Wine <3
i wish my spit was healing and that if i rubbed it on you you would be healed
You Spit On Me All The Time Anyways!!! Thats Why My Hair is never Sick. And My One Side Of My Face You Always Spit On Never Breaks Out.
"mom would you love me if my eyes were this big " " id have no choice "
:[ Awwwww I Wonder What She'd Say if I Had No Eyes.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Do you like being black?
Secretly, Yes :] Only The Black Man Can Appreciate My Luscious Ass Thighs And Tits. <3 ahaha Im Like The White Mans Secret Mixed Breed Sexual Fantasy <3 ahaha
Will you join me to some tea on my birthday?
TEA??? Is It Mixed With Alcohol??? Im Drinking That Now <3
How do you want it? How do you feel? Comin up as a nigga in the cash game living in the fast lane
FUCK!!! I WAS JUST WATCHING THAT MUSIC VIDEO!!! <3 I LOVE YOU AND TUPAC! THE ONLY NIGGA I'D FUCK. I Want That Thuggin Love <3 ahahah
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Time will see us realign, Diamonds reign across the sky, Shower me into the same Realm.......
Omg... I know this is richard and i fucking love you right now. You Are My Favorite Right Now for Quoting "Diamond Eyes" By The Deftones. <3 Thanks You So Much. I Feel Better <3333 Thanks For The Talk Too :]
Friday, May 21, 2010
Orange slice question is not mine!!!!!! but who is it????
I Think It Was Ally :] Girl I didnt Even Know You Liked Oranges <3
I mean this in the most respectable,intimit way. Possible.I want to go down on you and sux your tight puss like an orange slice
:O Ahahahaha im just hoping this isnt ally. um..... An Orange Slice???? Can You Suck It Like A Banana? <3
fuck yeah dirty homeless people rule! bum fights?!
WE HAD A TABLE!!!! AND WE PUT IT IN THE CORNER CAUSE THATS WHERE THE BUM FIGHTS TOOK PLACE!!! <3 WE LOVE BUM FIGHTS!!! <3 :D
Can we jump off a cliff into a pool of sharks, and slay them with your weave?
Yes <3 Like Samson In the Bible. My Weave Gives Me Strength. And We Will Use Your Vagina To Hide The Dead shark Bodys. Dude We Should Write A Sexy Female Viking Bear Story!!! <3
Let's get lost, you can take me home, somewhere nice we can be alone, bikini tops stayin o-o-n, summer jessica?
Hey There Summer Girl, Im Taking Off My Heels <3
I miss you =/ I tumbled about you yesterday, and I also called you, and facebooked you. I also emailed you, called your house, stood outside your window.... jk jk jk jk haha call me you cow!
I Didnt See It :[ And Bitch I didnt Even Know You HAd My Email Address ahahah!!! And I See You Outside my window, i was watching sweeny todd and i thought you were him trying to turn me into a meat pie <3 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO But yesterday i turned off my phone. it's actually still off. i see why you dont like phones :/ it feels real nice <3 but i'll call you later <3
I love you, do you love me???
I Love You So Much It Turns To Hate <3 [Yes, I Did Reference Doll Parts By Hole] I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!! My Skin Is Peeling. I Love You SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Much.... Awwww I Just Bit My Lips :[ I Gotta Go Im Bleeding...
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Hood nigga bitch, you going to Curtis's??
GET DRUNK! Im Down Like Charlie Brown Without The Stripes <3
wow that lying bitch is asking you to keep it real...
Whoa... Whoa. This Is Not Where Shit Talkers Rejoice. Calm It Down. Talk To The Person You Have A Problem With. Im Not A Middle Girl.
why arent you responded to my text ... am i not cool anymore ... again ?
I Turned My Phone Off For The Day In Hopes I Could Have A Day To Myself ahaha If You Think Your Not Cool, Nigga You Are Correct. But I'll Text you When I Turn My Phone Back On <3 Maybe After 10 Or Tomorrow.
If I developed a cocaine addiction would you help me get my fix?
No. Cause I dont Support Drugs... Cause I Cant Afford them And I Dont Want You Like Raymond And Jalise.
If I had a baby would you sign the birth certificate and be its daddy;
No... I'd Make A Mommy Section And Me And Devin Will Fight To The Death For It.
Did you know that if you want to be happy for the rest of your life you gotta make an ugly girl your wife?
Yes. Because Ugly Woman Will Do Anything Just To Make Up For The Fact They Are Ugly... It's They're Nature. Guys Dont Marry Pretty Woman Because When They Fuck Ugly Girls, They Can Imagine A Different Pretty Woman Everynight And Ugly Girls Are Easy To Manipulate And Change... And They Dont Talk Back Cause They Have No Teeth.
If I said I wanted to suck dick for a living would you support me?
I'd Be Right Beside You <3 Like A Best Friend Should Be. WE ALWAYS ROLL 2 BITCHES DEEP
Are pixie sticks the child form of crack?
Yes. It's Powdery, Slightly Colored But Still Has Alot Of White, Goes Down Smooth, Cheap And Easy To Sniff.
The freaks come out at night but we come out when we want. what are we?
We Cant Come Out At Night Cause Were Black And We'll Get Arrested. But We Are Freaks <3 We Come Out When It's Happy Hour At TGIF. :]
Can we adopt a baby hippo named mutumbo and call him max for short?
No. I Hate Large /animals... But Bears Are Ok.
do you remember the strawberry cream cheese we would eat with bagels???
Yes!!! Then We Got Fat :[ And Moved To Healthy Foods.. Like Alcohol And Chips
Monday, May 17, 2010
I say you ditch school, and we take an ADVENTURE to Santa Monica =D yes please???????!!!!!!! GUESS WHO!???? CALL ME BITCH!
Im With You Hoe!!!!! and It's 8:19 <3
Can you slide down the pole like a certified stripper?
vgvgh!!!! Thur I Go Slidin Down Dat Pole. Hundred Dolla Bills Coming Out My Asshole.
But dumbo didn't cause problems. She tried to better herself. Black people cause problems. Why can they talk but poor innocent dumbo can't?
Fuck This. Why Am i Answering This It's Not Even Logical.
Can I be your pimp?
Yes <3 I Need A Strong Man. And Thats you. I Get Sex, Food, A Little Bit Of Cash, Alot Of Nice Shiny Clothes, Drugs.... I dig. Im Down
How is our child steve?
He Good He Allllllll Good. I Took Him For A Swim By The African Coast. He Had Fun With The Alligators and Hippos :]
So if prince charming asked you on a date, you'd say no?
Ahahaha Remember What Happened When Pocahontas Fell For The White Man. yeaaaaa.... I Shot That Fuck Face. Prince Charming Burned Out Or Turned Gay Like All the Other Good Men... The Only Guys Left Are Masturbators, Sex Offenders, Black Men And Murderers. So No Thank You.
foxes or bears????
This Must Be Someone Who Knows Me Very Well :] I Say Foxes Cause i can Have One As A House Pet. A Bear Would Eat Me :[ But I Still Love Me Some Bear <3
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Did you know you got to have some agony for the ecstasy?
i wish i had some. so i can kill my sorrows and sing afi.
All I asked was if you loved me. Not a life story. But I need to know is this fiery passion similar to fire and desire?
well you got one. the love is skrong. <3 like a wildfire that makes cal state close down
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Can you love me?
I Do Love You. With A Firey Passion. And Which One Of Us Gets Killed First By Jesus, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED. We Will Hold They Others Hand Even if Were Dead. Till Nothing Do Us Part.
is it true most of your friends with some color, have some sort of mental illness?
yes. theyre darker skin reflects like from the sky like a leather shoe, hurting theyre pupils sending damage to theyre rods and cons into the brain and destroying brain cells... that and they smoking alot of weed
why wont you hang out with me ! i also want my painting .... :(
I Didnt Know You Wanted To Hang Out. I'll Text You. And Your Painting Fell Off a Bridge Into A Random Asshole Then Depleted Into The Dark Abyss Of The 400th Dimension. <3 Miss You
Who is proud Mary and why does she keep on burning?
That Was Tina Turners Mom. :] And She Burned With The Slave Ship In 800BC.
Did you know you light my fire?
Yes :] And I Set Your Vagina On Fire Thats Why You Had To Get A Skin Graph. Your Ass Skin Is Now On Your Nose <3
Would you go see Keith sweat with me and my mom?
No. I'll Take Your Mom To See the Lion King :] and Leave you With the Baby.
Ewww why would u give me to the goverment? Take me to the black market! Lol >=}
Black Market Pussy :]
If you met the perfect man and he was a hood nigga would you be his hood bitch?
Would Never happen because I Don't Talk To Black People.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Can we develop cocaine habits and fly away to Mexico in hopes of meeting alejandro and fernando?
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!!! <3
Can you tell poseidon to heat up the pacific ocean and ask Zeus to warm up the sky so we can be mermaids?
What Boiled Mermaids???? My Weave Would Mess up :[ And Just Think, We'll Be The Only Mermaids With Afros.... even Ariels Friend Had A Straightener Ashley....
Can Jesus turn kool aid into patron??
Jesus Can Turn Car Oil Into Black People Hair Grease, He Can Turn Milk into Bailey's, And He Can Turn Weave Oil Into Shoe Polish... Jesus is The Man.
If I had one leg attached to my chest would you try to help me walk?
Yes <3 then you can do the perfect front flip <3
"dont cry ill bring this night to you " i keep texting you why arent you texting me back ?
Thats Our Song <3 ahaha :]
if ashley called you cause she had a dildo explode her vagina and needed your help what would you do?
Jalise said she'll bring the tool box and the gas mask I'll Bring The Tuna :]
does she taste just like candy?
Mmmmmm i love that song!!! <3 she taste like candy and cocaine <3333
No don't fuck me Mrs. Dolla dolla bill. Haha I wanna hang. I miss you
Im Not Wearing Panties and I Miss You Too <3 Call Meeeeeeeeeee for A Good Time. :]
have you ever had a conversaion with your weave?
Yes I Chew On Her Sometimes Too :] Im Never Ever Alone Nicky <3
Can you answer my text?? Don't make me blow up your phone like Anthony used to.
Fuck You. Fuck Him And Fuck Verizon. I Havent Got A Text In Days. Except Devin. Call Me.
you had someone wanting to call you gf
Fuck You... Move On And Stop Being A Punk Ass Bitch. Thats Not Even A Question, It's A Goddamn Statement. Don't Bother Me With Your Bitch Ass Complaining ass Ignorant Opinionated Outbursts.
do you rave?
No I Don't Rave ahahahah i don't like to party. unless it's a curtis "get together" <3 :D
if i asked you on a date would you accept. you seem fucking awesome. and i wanna get to know you better.
Im Not Dating... I'm Just Here For The Drinks ahahah aawwww :] Thank you Anonymous person.
do you rave?
No I Don't Rave ahahahah i don't like to party. unless it's a curtis "get together" <3 :D
Hahaha it wasn't me it had to be nick! Hahah uhmm so that's y were gluing my weave on right? Fuck that I don't need to die. I want to have an orgasmdeath lol
Well Fuck You Anyways Mara ahahah cause thats a foul way to go out. and as for your weave, call me <3
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0xbio4byK1qb57q7o1_500.jpg ;] Mmmmmm.
I Love you Candi steel <3333 :D
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
is getting your weave done, one of the 1000 ways to die?
fuck you nicky and or mara for asking this. ahaha and yes it is. the needle can slip while getting sewed in. or you can get a bad batch of weave, get an infection and die.
i never said i lye and wait forever. if i died we'd be together.
i fucking love you. i dont care who you are. i love you for qouting that song <3
you got a diamond? an engagement ring???
no. i cant even get a guy who will call me his girlfriend. i couldnt get a guy to buy me lunch let alone a ring. a man would rather marry a hoe, or a woman who wears pajamas in public... the day i get a man to marry me is the day jesus will strike me down and take it away... yea im upset. i dont get it ahaha
You're lovely. Do you think you can join me to the Sea Wolf show on Sunday?
duuuuh. our lazy sunday date <3
I miss you like a crack bitch misses sucking dick to get her fix. Can I get my fix? I miss you girl
i love dick and i love crack :D i miss you too <3 !!!!
Can we run away to the forest of I don't give a fuck about shit anymore? Yeah that's the name of the forest.
yes. this is the closest ive come to dropping the books and picking up the pipe and getting a pimp in hollywood... i dont mind wearing leathrr and latex. its comming off anyways :[
How'd you do on the test??
bitch what kind of question??? you could hsve text me that personalshit ahaha
Baby girl, I dont know why your single. your beautiful, smart and funny. some guys are fucking stupid as fuck.
ahahahaha <3 Thank You... ummm.. ahaha
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
i lovelovelovelove your hair. do you have extensions?
duuuuuuh <3 i may be mixed but i love my 18/20 inch weave <3 THANK YOU SO MUCH <3
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Where is the drawing you promised me missy? :P
probabaly in my notebook finished and never shipped for delivary! who dis be :D
if you want i could leave to Germany and never bug you again :(
your never around me and we barely talk... how do you bug me?
Friday, May 7, 2010
i hate to see you be used by retarded scum bags. your way too pretty.
aha thank you :] well you find this perfect human that will treat me like a princess.
why do you constantly take people back that fuck you over?
good question... maybe because i believe in making things work... too bad they dont believe in me...
what's the best thing you have in life that you're eternally grateful for?
my vagina. i can controll alot with this thing :]
what's the best thing you have in life that you're eternally grateful for?
my vagina. i can controll alot with this thing :]
Is it true a certain guy won't get off your nuts after we both cussed him out?
Yes, What a fucking Waste Of Skin. Some People Just Cant Handle the Fact Im Happy Without them... Fuck a snitch. <3
you had people who actually cared about u and wanted u then you stick with the shitty people. ur young, but u need to think about things sometimes.
no. I Have People Who Care about Me. I Love the People In My Life. I Dont Need To think about shit. Im Young So I Live, And Im Happy.
The People Without Me Might Be Unhappy. Just Because They Love Me Doesnt Mean I Was Made For them. Why the fuck Do You Care Anyways....
you had people who actually cared about u and wanted u then you stick with the shitty people. ur young, but u need to think about things sometimes.
no. I Have People Who Care about Me. I Love the People In My Life. I Dont Need To think about shit. Im Young So I Live, And Im Happy.
The People Without Me Might Be Unhappy. Just Because I They Love Me Doesnt Mean I Was Made For them. Why the fuck Do You Care Anyways....
Five bucks says all these richie questions are from brandy. what do you think?
I Dont Think So. Because The Person Keeps Telling Me They Care About Me. And As Far As I Know Me And Brandy Dont Give A Fuck About Each Other. I Bet Richie Is Posting These Richie Questions ahahaha jk.... i dont know <3
If you'll be my star, ill be your sky...wait no fuck this. This is too close to astronomy but I love you girl
Can You At Least Finish the lyrics. ahahahaha
if i ride my bicycle naked would my dick hurt ?
No... The vibrations Will Sooth Your Balls To Your Anus And Numb Your dick. With A Cup... Yes
you make me so horny why !?>
Cause Im An Attractive Strong Black Woman That Knows Her Way Around A Mans Body
why is the sky blue ?
Because Jesus Loves Blue. It Contrasts The Dark Brown Of the Sands Of The Mother Land.
can we add up all the questions that have to do with me ? or that we think have to do with me ? its funny because i know im an asshole but in a pinch im always there for you and whoever is telling you to get rid of me probably is never around :) zee on
mmmmmm ahahaha idk who it is. fuck the shit talkers. apparently i have no self respect. add them up.
why do you get so much hate mail questions about me ! i havent even done anything to anyone lately for anyone to hate me !oh well i had sex with an alien in a video right now it was cool :)
i hate you richie. i dont know. people from your past i guess. you should start treating your bitches with respect and keep them in line ahahz maybe hoes wouldnt talk shit or be jealous
Thursday, May 6, 2010
If California broke off into an island how the hell you going to get your weave if we ain't got no contact with anyone off California?
i would learn how to swin, drive deeeeeeeeep into the ocean, and scarifice the hair of a mermaid. i would be the first to have 100% atlantis merweave.... innovate. <3
If by some weird mistake I got turned into a guinea pig would you carry me in your pocket, feed me legit food, and let me sleep in your weave?
im in the process of putting a hit out on you
i hate you this is the worst question by far ever in mother fucking life....
yes id do it...
the shit people are bitch asses like that ugly mother fucker richie or whatever. kid's a complete retard and you let him poison your damn life. get some self-respect and drop the fucker.
mmmmm... really? what makes him a retard? and because im his friend means i have no self respect? he doesnt bother me... and i far past love and respect myself. i think im fine.
Wont you be my neighbor?...
ben, that requires too much money therefore we shall remain friends from a distance.
Would you still love me if I bought you a gaga kermit dress?
yes. i would wear it in the summer over my ketchup bottle swimsuit.
how do you feel about shy guys that like you?
a shy guy is a guy unheard. if hes gonna be a punk about it, i rather him not talk to me anyways... or if he wants me to figure it out, he can kiss my ass cause i dont play games. <3
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Is today our anniversary? I just thought it was cinco de negro day
negros should not have rights or days of celebration.
nigga!? can we go to the beach!??
because i love you, no, i dont want you to get eaten by a shark. <3
Monday, May 3, 2010
if u took the shit people out of ur life, u wouldnt be such a waste. clean out the scum and be your own.
thanks for the formspring advice?... ahaha who are these shit people. everytime i ask you never respond ahaha
Saturday, May 1, 2010
I wanna be your secret lover, that's what we are and I will sing me and Mrs. Mrs. Jones we got a thing going on <3
Fuck This Question... And Fuck You Ashley.... and Devin Too.
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